Dethklok - The Dethalbum & Dethalbum II

FUCKING BRUTAL

1. Murmaider
2. Go Into The Water
3. Awaken
4. Bloodrocuted
5. Go Forth And Die
6. Fansong
7. Better Metal Snake
8. The Lost Vikings
9. Thunderhorse
10. Briefcase Full Of Guts
11. Birthday Dethday
12. Hatredcopter
13. Castratikron
14. Face Fisted
15. Dethharmonic
16. Deththeme

1. Bloodlines
2. The Gears
3. Burn The Earth
4. Laser Cannon Deth Sentence
5. Black Fire Upon Us
6. Dethsupport
7. The Cyborg Slayers
8. I Tamper With The Evidence At The Murder Site Of Odin
9. Murmaider II: The Water God
10. Comet Song
11. Symmetry
12. Volcano

Genre: Death Metal
Year: The Dethalbum 2007, Dethalbum II 2009

Finish him! BRUTALITY

Dethklok is the infamous death metal band followed in Adult Swim's show Metalacolypse. The show is funny as fuck, and both of these albums are really fucking good. They are pretty much on par with each other, in my opinion. Blast beats, growls, brutal riffs, and some funny ass lyrics. Dethklok does a great job of being amazing and funny.

Fun Fact: EDIT: Brendon Small does all the vocals and I am a huge faggot

I can't really say which of these albums is better, so now here is a POLL ALERT!! You will now be able to vote in a poll, found on the right, as to which of these albums is better. No matter who loses... We Win.

Grade: 9.5/10 for each

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A Place To Bury Strangers - Exploding Head

1. It Is Nothing
2. In Your Heart
3. Lost Feeling
4. Dead Beat
5. Keep Slipping Away
6. Ego Death
7. Smile When You Smile
8. Everything Always Goes Wrong
9. Exploding Head
10. I Lived My Life To Stand In The Shadow Of Your Heart

Genre: Shoegaze/Noise Rock
Year: 2009

Exploding Head is a very apt name for A Place To Bury Strangers' sophomore opus. When I listened to it for the first time, my head literally exploded. After I had gotten my pieces back together and experienced expensive reconstructive surgery, I decided to upload it for all y'all good folks right here. Stranger's sound is very noisy and chaotic, but not random or pointless (too many bands have fallen into that trap. R.I.P.). Highly melodic and almost even poppy elements show their heads in the songs, and create a very absorbing experience. It is so easy to get lost in Everything Always Goes Wrong, which is one of the best fucking songs ever I swear to god... Lyrics are often abstract and haunting. And to be frank, the album artwork is fucking awesome, too. Can't place why, but it is. So, yeah... Download this one.

Grade: 9.5/10

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Buried Inside - Spoils Of Failure

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Genre: Sludge/Post-Metal
Year: 2009

Well, all hail Buried Inside's latest album. Spoils Of Failure is a success. The whole album is filled with intense and dark sludgey, thick, and complex progressive metal or whatever the fuck this shit is really called. I'm not the best classifier. But this album is really fucking good. It's hard to pick favorites with this album, mostly because there is no filler. It's all quality music. And the bass is distinct, and that's always a plus.

If you're wondering where I've been, then that rocks, because I honestly thought everyone forgot about this site. Well here I am. I hope I can actually keep y'all in with a steady stream of music this time. And hopefully you niggas will appreciate my efforts.

Well I am tired as fuck so I am going to do the righteous thing and try to get some rest. Expect more.

Grade: 9/10

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